Ozzy Man Reviews: Vicious Cat Fights

It’s time for another rumble in the concrete jungle. If you’re sensitive to violence you might wanna click away now..

It’s time for another rumble in the concrete jungle. If you’re sensitive to violence you might wanna click away now. Sure, these cats appear to be domesticated, but they are fair dinkum ferocious wankers. Look at the speed of this fight, the combinations and raw power from both of ‘em is epic shit. The cat with a bush on its crotch is throwing some very heavy punches. It’s like the fucken Mike Tyson of cats. Yeah, it’s trying to bite off an ear. This kitten has just told his Mum to piss off. She’s wondering what disciplinary action to take. She’s like “what did you say?” He replies “I told you to piiiiiiiiiiiiisssss off.” Aaaand SMACK. She’s one of those smacking parents. It’s hard to watch. This kitten may get a delayed concussion. This ginger cat is getting bullied. Is he gonna fight back today? Yep, there’s a block. A block. A block. Another block. Maybe do a hook, or an uppercut, fight back a bit– Oh he takes a big hit to the nose. He’s too fucken predictable. Here’s a cat on a towel in a cardboard box. I guess it’s a cheap bed. His dodgy mate is like “let me in the box bed. Oi, there’s so much room. Gimme a fucken corner. You won’t even notice I’m there. I’ll keep my dick to myself.” Nah, ya can’t trust him. He’s one of those friends. He runs away. This is gonna be one of those loud feral cat fights where fur and shit goes everywhere. Ohh the grey cat used its jedi powers. Look at that. It Emperor Palpatine’d the shit out of this fight. It was quite breathtaking. Why is it that the ginger cats are always getting bullied tho? That’s fucked. This dickhead on the left is like “nah, I’m not gonna fight ya, I don’t want any trouble. I’ve got no beef. I’m not gonna fight ya nah nah nah… OR AM I?” That was a genuinely cool move. It’s another ginger cat. Look away now. It’s about to get the shit kicked out of it. Poor little thing. Stick up for yourself. Throw the first punch. Nah, don’t don’t lay down. Don’t be a pussy. Ah C’mon. Oh there we go! That was a good hit, and now the ginger cat’s laying down again. Alright nah, it’s apologising. There’s a fair chance it’s Canadian. Meanwhile, the original fight continues. Nah fuck you, fuck you, nah fuck you, nah fuck you. Fuck you. Gee whiz, it really is difficult to watch. I understand if some of you will be angry at me for making this. It’s like that movie Irreversible. It takes a few days to recover and shake it off. It’s confronting.

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Vicious Cat Fights”

  1. Hopefully this one doesn't get age-restricted and demonetised across the social networks. I understand how absolutely gut-wrenchingly brutal it is ay.

  2. Fucking EPIC! I admit, I thrive on violence. Thanks for having the balls to showcase such delicious carnage! Forget the pussies that can't handle it!

  3. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  4. Siamese is like that friend you have that you wrestle one day and realize they'd completely kick your ass if they really wanted to.

  5. Siamese cats are fuckin' crazy, man! That floor side move was some certified ninja shit!
    Unpredictable, emotional, aggressive, loud, tough…I love 'em. 🙂

  6. That's it. We have reached peak cat video on the Internet.
    And all that was required was to have a human offer some color commentary over the cat footage.

  7. I watched this at 3 am (school night), laughed so hard I woke up my parents, now I’m grounded, still love the vids tho.

  8. Good old fighting pussies😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 every blokes dream 😉

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