Ahhhh!!! Nothing like waking up and smelling
the chimichangas in the morning. I bet you’re wondering why I’m wearing a red suit, it’s
so bad guys can’t see me bleed. Nah, I’m just kidding, it’s the only color they sold on Amazon. Vroom, vroom! Where is she? I hope she got my message. She should be getting
here right… about…. Now! Uh, I thought that would work. I guess I just jumped the gun on that one. Yeah, I know that was bad. So sue me! Hahahaha! But seriously, where is she? Ahhhh,
I always forget to listen for the theme music! Supergirl?! I thought this was Marvel? What are you talking about? Ehhh, don’t worry about it. Whatever, I got a distress call at this
location. Hahahah, oh yeah, that was me. But there’s noone in trouble here! Why would you call me? Oh I know, I thought this video would be boring without a fight. Wait, what? Oh yeah, I forgot
about that. Uhhhh, nice one! You know karate don’t you! Nope. You’re just bad at fighting. You shouldn’t have said that! Plastic! My worst enemy! You betrayed me! Right in the smooch machine! Good job you passed the test.
You get a gold star! Wait, what? There’s a bunch of meanie-pants in the neighborhood
causing trouble. I’m the only person that’s supposed to be causing trouble around here. So you want to make a team to fight the meanie-pants? Yeah! Like Avengers, except with more me. Go Deadpool, uhh-huh, go Deadpool, mmm-hmmm go Deadpool oh yeah. Yeah, I wouldn’t be doing
that if we get more superheroes. Yeah, that’s fine with me. As long as we don’t get that
green ring guy. Why do you get to sing the theme song? Because I’m awesome.