How Star Wars The Force Awakens Should Have Ended

Baap ba baaaaa! Dat didlat dat dat dat dat datdiddldat da Ooooh We’re not doing that anymore. Sorry Shh! shh.

Baap ba baaaaa! Dat didlat dat dat dat dat datdiddldat da Ooooh We’re not doing that anymore. Sorry Shh! shh Shhh It’s starting How Star Wars The Force Awakens Should Have Ended Show me the dark side and I will finish what you started… Grandfather. *gasp* I have a grandson too!?!? Yoda! OB-1! Guess what! I’m a grandpa!!! Oh my gosh! This is never going to end.
This is amazing! Traitor! huh? Yeah! muahahaahaha! AAAAAGH! (BB-8 sounds) What do you mean did you try turning him off and on again? I’m sure they have tried everything to revive him. WoooaaaaaaaAAAAAow! Oh! Thank the maker! (R2D2 sounds) R2, we thought you were done for! (R2-D2 sounds) A dramatic entrance! We don’t have time for that! We are trying to find Master Luke! She is strong with the force! Untrained but stronger than she knows! Bring me the precious! Yes, Supreme Leader. You are talking about the girl, correct? Precious! You will remove these restraints and leave with the cell door open. I will remove these restraints and leave with the cell door open. And you will escort me to a ship that I can escape in?! And I will escort you to a ship that you can escape in. *gasp* Woohoohoo! This was the Death Star This was the second one And this is Starkiller Base *gasps* It’s a trap! Can we just call it Death Star 3? It’s the same exact thing just bigger! I mean seriously! Now, how do we take down the shields? I can disable the shields, but I have to be on the planet. We’ll get you there. How? If I told you, you wouldn’t like it. The shields have a fractional refresh rate. Keeps anything traveling slower than light speed from getting through. We’re gonna make our landing approach at light speed?! Raaawr! How?! If we pass through the shields AT the speed of light… how can you even have enough time to drop out of the speed of light before crashing into the.. And NOW! Oh my! Well… so much for that idea. Shut the shields down! Or I’ll blow that bucket off your head! Oh. Did you say shut down the shields? I thought you said, “Alert everyone to your presence!” Chewy. We’re screwed. Growl You need a teacher! I can show you the FORCE FEINT! Ha Ha! Oh in your face! You fell for it again! I win! Na Na Na Na na na na na na! I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me? Anything. Surprise!!! Ben! Oooooooh! Weak! Uuuuugh! NOOOOOOOO! Why!? WHY?!?! Where did you come from, Luke?! Got bored on my island. Why didn’t you shoot first, man?! He was my boy! He was going to kill you. How do you know that?! I always sense when you guys are in danger… It’s kind of my thing. *sigh* Leia’s gonna be pissed! Wow! You’re hot! What?! Gross! We could be related! Never bothered me before! Okay! Byyyyyye! Let’s play a game One the count of three name your favorite creature. Don’t even think about it. Just name it. Ready? Okay! One… Two… Three… Rancor!
Rancor! Hottest clothing in the galaxy! Slave Leia Costume!
Slave Leia Costume! If you were a chick, who’s the one guy in the whole galaxy you’d sleep with? Lando Calrissian!
Lando Calrissian! WHAT?! Did we just become best friends!? YEP! Did we forget we’re being shot at? YEP! Droid Please! hahahaha! I had to add that. Ha Ha Ha Ha! I love your eyes. RAWR!

100 thoughts on “How Star Wars The Force Awakens Should Have Ended”

  1. On the left of the red screen, it’s an Aurebesh message that reads, “Hello killer base stuff and junk for the screen tt oas beat by a blind man

  2. this first scene would make sense if force-ghost anakin hadn't watched his grandson grow up and get umm… birthed…

  3. When I first watched the movie, I seriously thought Phasma was going to alert everyone on the planet… nope.
    Glad to know HISHE thinks the same.

  4. For those interested, the Aurebesh on the screen at the base: "Hello Star Killer Base Stuff and Junk TT Was Beat By A Blind Man".

  5. Kylo Ren: You need a teacher. I can show you FORCE FEINT.
    Rey: Faints
    Kylo Ren: Ha you fell for it na nanananannanana

  6. Im sorry for being an incultured swine but where does the "did we just become best friends?!" joke comes from?

  7. I'm pretty sure that finn said "want me to blow that bucket off your head" and yeah phasma should have done that

  8. I just realized something is the red arm on 3po a reference to casey neistats canabalized ray ban glasses?

  9. Just to be fair. In life or death situations your brain and your heart aren't in the best conditions to make brilliant decisions.

  10. Now kinda hoping KR/BS has a son or something just so ghost Anakin can say, "I have a GREAT grandson TOO?!" 😃😃😃

  11. Leia confirmed what I have said from the beginning.
    "Death Star 3" this movie was just a remake from the Original "Star Was a New Hope"

  12. Now that i think about it. How dafuuuuuuuq do they kill off the originals and leave us with emo sith and miss special for literally no reason.

  13. “She is strong with the force,untrained,but stronger than she know”

    “Bring me the Precious” <- I never stop laughing at the sudden reveal no matter how many times I see it

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